Mind's Mystery Song SPECTACULAR

RS Award 8 “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Dokaka Spun by Bunny...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:37:05 -0500

RS Award 8

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Dokaka

Spun by Bunny Ecstasy on 1/24/12. RS Award for, as moderator LemonLicker put it, “sound[ing] like turkeys being beaten repeatedly.” This one struck room creator MindUnquiet as being more quirky than WTF at first, but after bathing in those sweet sounds for 5 minutes, he conceded he was outvoted and the newest RS award winner was crowned.

RS Award 7 “Prends-moi” (Try Me) by Mme St. Onge Spun by Son Of...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:35:05 -0500

RS Award 7

“Prends-moi” (Try Me) by Mme St. Onge

Spun by Son Of Mecha Mummy on 1/23/12. RS Award for TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TUUUUUUUU! Seriously, try to listen to this and breathe at the same time.

RS Award 6 “Was It Likely?” by Spacehog Spun by I...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:30:06 -0500

RS Award 6

“Was It Likely?” by Spacehog

Spun by I Heart Noise on 1/22/12. Through this 8 minutes of raspy death-rattle groaning, we imagined what it must be like to be married to Liv Tyler. The conversation went downhill from there.

RS Award 5 “Keisha Fabo 2” by YouTube user EffStawp...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:33:05 -0500

RS Award 5

“Keisha Fabo 2” by YouTube user EffStawp (Trigger Warning for Racist Stereotyping)

Spun by Bunny Ecstasy on 1/16/12. RS award because there are two things in this life that I don’t like to break and that is a sweat and a nail, but I don’t give a FUCK if you break mah JAW

Our room mascot.

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:10:00 -0500

Our room mascot.

RS Award 4 “Let’s Get Metsmerized” by the 1986...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:31:05 -0500

RS Award 4

“Let’s Get Metsmerized” by the 1986 New York Mets

Spun by Eezadore on 1/16/12. RS award for being Far Afield of good music. This song will forever play second fiddle to the Super Bowl Shuffle among sports coronation crossover attempts. And yet, and yet… we are and shall remain Metsmerized. Howwlllll!!!!

Some news is more important than remembering to scroll.

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:39:58 -0500

HOLZ!: ZOMG this reminds me!!!!
Funkopedia: of
HOLZ!: stevie wonder is going to be on the next dancing wit hthe stars
HOLZ!: STEVIE WONDER
Funkopedia: DANCING???
HOLZ!: YES
Funkopedia: NO WAY
HOLZ!: WAY
Funkopedia: AWESOME
HOLZ!: omg no news articles say so
HOLZ!: but i heard it on the radio....
HOLZ!: and not a joke one
Funkopedia: ...so it must be true?
HOLZ!: well why would they say so..
Doll: is that a viewer vote based show?
HOLZ!: also, i want it to be true so bad
Funkopedia: BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS
HOLZ!: omg tony i forgot lol. scroll!!!
HOLZ!: stop!

I’m tempted to not let her DJ anymore.

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:00:22 -0500

I’m tempted to not let her DJ anymore.

An Elephant For Mrs. Keaton.

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:29:03 -0500

Communist Musical Chairs

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:23:59 -0500

E'skaligojuhwr 'ah: So, how is this working?
The Mind: fastest finger gets seat
The Mind: 3 songs and down
The Mind: 3 seats opening up next round
E'skaligojuhwr 'ah: kind of like musical chairs?
The Mind: exactly
The Mind: communist musical chairs though
The Mind: since you have to wait 2 new dj's before stepping back up
E'skaligojuhwr 'ah: ok, I think I get it
The Mind started playing "West Coast" by Coconut Records
Mrs. Keaton: communist musical chairs
Mrs. Keaton: I'm gonna start saying that
Somnolent Reverend: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE MUSIC IS CHAIRS.

RS Award 3 Mahmoud Awad’s “Dance To...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:31:06 -0500

RS Award 3

Mahmoud Awad’s “Dance To Death”

Spun by Mrs. Keaton 1/16/12. RS award for Best Rejected Buffy the Vampire Slayer Demon-Soundalike On Acid Being Electrocuted In A Vibrating Bathtub For 7 Minutes.

RS Award 2 - "Corn In My Poop" by Tits McGee

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:39:49 -0500

Corn in my poop

Spun by lostbirds on 1/16/12. RS Award for being exactly what it says on the tin.

Misheard Lyrics, Vol. 1

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:26:51 -0500

(Steve Perry's "Oh Sherrie")
Mrs. Keaton: oh sherrie, I'm in looove
Mrs. Keaton: coleslaaaw
Mrs. Keaton: coleslaaaw
(Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State Of Mind)
Presto82: concrete jungle wet dream tomaatooooooo

Jewel Mis-Anticipates Pop Phenomenon

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:26:42 -0500

MindUnquiet: in the ennnndd
MindUnquiet: only kindness matherssss
codex veronensis: heh mathers
codex veronensis: Kindness Mathers
codex veronensis: Eminem's much less successful brother

Mind Makes A Dick Joke About Fivegears; Fivegears Scores A Pyrrhic Victory

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:26:31 -0500

MindUnquiet: i have 10 gagas in my queue
Fivegears: I have 10 Weens
MindUnquiet: TMI, but how you doin?
(later)
MindUnquiet: anybody who wants up, work that queue!
Fivegears: IGNORE THE QUEUE, I AM HOGGIN' THIS NOISE
MindUnquiet: 5g is our neighborhood megalomaniac.
MindUnquiet: If I had 10 Weens, I would be pretty full of myself too.
The Daph: HAY OH
Fivegears: If I could be full of myself, I'd never leave my room
Fivegears: Wait
MindUnquiet: well played
codex veronensis: 5g has won the conversation

RS Award 1 - "Soft Water Rhinoceros" by Merzbow

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:26:25 -0500

Soft Water Rhinoceros

spun by ZOMlbl on 1/15/12

8 minutes of electronic car-wash diarrhea noise. It was Really Something, and merited the creation of this award, setting the tone for our future forays into all the exuberant ridiculousness our format has to offer.

HAYYYYYYYYY

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:52:40 -0500

Ed. Note: this is technically a chat transcript from the Alphabeats Soup room, but we share many regulars, and this gives a good picture of what happens when we go down the chat-singing rabbit hole. Enjoy. Recorded by achancetofly.

MindUnquiet: artist is chosen. song 1 or song 2?
The Daph: 2
eyes sans face: 2
Presto82: 2
Presto82: lol
Presto82: 1 it is
MindUnquiet: damn.
The Daph: rlolllllll
The Daph: we really ARE the same person.
eyes sans face: 2
Presto82: this is why we are a trio
MindUnquiet started playing “Party In The U.S.A.” by Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)Presto82: hahahaha
eyes sans face: wooo
The Daph: YEAHHHHHHHHHH
eyes sans face: LAX
The Daph: woo
Presto82: :clap:
The Daph: hay, lag, hay
Presto82: faaamus
eyes sans face: famousss
The Daph: famous
Presto82: ..wooops
librarydebster: i feel old lol
The Daph: pressuah
eyes sans face: RADIO
Presto82: and the jay z song was aawn
eyes sans face: ONNNN
eyes sans face: AWNN
Presto82: *puts hands up*
The Daph: MAH HANDS UP
Presto82: like yeaaah
The Daph: LIKE YEAH
eyes sans face: like yeahhh
MindUnquiet: like yeahh
The Daph: LIKE YEAH
Presto82: like yeaaah
The Daph: yeahhhhhhhhhh
MindUnquiet: HAYYYYYYYYYY
eyes sans face: yeaaaahhh
Presto82: YAAAAAH
The Daph: you ess ah
MindUnquiet: ROFLOL
Presto82: hahahaha
The Daph: look what you did, mind.
MindUnquiet: I’m all HAYYY GURL
Presto82: rlolllll
eyes sans face: stilettos
The Daph: ALL I SEE ARE STILLETOS
Presto82: mind is just holla’ing
eyes sans face: memo
The Daph: rlol
The Daph: britney song
Presto82: and now i’m rlol’ing
eyes sans face: AWWWNNN
The Daph: snorts
Presto82: and i’m all “hay guurl”
The Daph: hands uppppp
MindUnquiet: deb DOES NOT APPROVE
MindUnquiet: oh
MindUnquiet: now she does
MindUnquiet: :)
The Daph: like yeahh
Presto82: HAAAAAY
Jay Love: Peoples!
Presto82: GUUUURL
The Daph: JAYU
MindUnquiet: hahahahahaahah
eyes sans face: hey
#NEO: Hello Jay Love, welcome to Alphabeats Soup! Type *help to find out what’s going on!
#NEO: Homer Ponson is up next, Jay Love, please step down.
Presto82: hi jay
The Daph: WITH AN EXTRA U
Presto82: stay up, jay
The Daph: ignore neo
Presto82: STAY UP JAY
Presto82: lol
#NEO: Homer Ponson is up next, Jay Love, please step down.
Presto82: neo’s broken
eyes sans face: alriiiiight
Presto82: and he can’t boot you
The Daph: all riiiiiiiiight
librarydebster: my song is going old school
Jay Love: Neo’s tripping lol
Presto82: like haaay
eyes sans face: :moves hips likeyeah:
The Daph: he drunk
Jay Love: Letter?
The Daph: like yeah
Presto82: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
MindUnquiet: HAYYYYYY
Presto82: it’s a free for all
Jay Love: *drink
Presto82: HAAAAAY
The Daph: yew ess aye
Presto82: GUURL HAAAY
The Daph: HANDS UP
The Daph: HIPS LIKE YEAH
eyes sans face: YEEEEAAHHHH
The Daph: U.S.A.
eyes sans face: USA!
The Daph: ahahahhhhhhhhhhh