RS Award 8
“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Dokaka
Spun by Bunny Ecstasy on 1/24/12. RS Award for, as moderator LemonLicker put it, “sound[ing] like turkeys being beaten repeatedly.” This one struck room creator MindUnquiet as being more quirky than WTF at first, but after bathing in those sweet sounds for 5 minutes, he conceded he was outvoted and the newest RS award winner was crowned.
RS Award 7
“Prends-moi” (Try Me) by Mme St. Onge
Spun by Son Of Mecha Mummy on 1/23/12. RS Award for TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TUUUUUUUU! Seriously, try to listen to this and breathe at the same time.
RS Award 6
“Was It Likely?” by Spacehog
Spun by I Heart Noise on 1/22/12. Through this 8 minutes of raspy death-rattle groaning, we imagined what it must be like to be married to Liv Tyler. The conversation went downhill from there.
RS Award 5
“Keisha Fabo 2” by YouTube user EffStawp (Trigger Warning for Racist Stereotyping)
Spun by Bunny Ecstasy on 1/16/12. RS award because there are two things in this life that I don’t like to break and that is a sweat and a nail, but I don’t give a FUCK if you break mah JAW
RS Award 4
“Let’s Get Metsmerized” by the 1986 New York Mets
Spun by Eezadore on 1/16/12. RS award for being Far Afield of good music. This song will forever play second fiddle to the Super Bowl Shuffle among sports coronation crossover attempts. And yet, and yet… we are and shall remain Metsmerized. Howwlllll!!!!